Larry Yoder's Next Job
11/12/07 14:20 Filed in: Humor
1. Corn Mash Inspector at A.B. Denim's Grain
Reduction Facility in Muncie, Indiana.
2. Efficiency Optimization Consultant at the Prime Meridian Conservatory in Greenwich, England.
3. Senior Park Ranger at the Children's Cott'n Candy Pink Elephant Pett'n Zoo in Kaula Lampur, Malaysia.
4. Field Trip Evangelist (and lead piano tuner) at The Jansen R. Murray School for Highly Gifted Children in Allentown, PA.
5. Special Advisor to the Committee for Quality Assurance: Barcode Division at the CERN SuperCollider in Geneva, Switzerland.
2. Efficiency Optimization Consultant at the Prime Meridian Conservatory in Greenwich, England.
3. Senior Park Ranger at the Children's Cott'n Candy Pink Elephant Pett'n Zoo in Kaula Lampur, Malaysia.
4. Field Trip Evangelist (and lead piano tuner) at The Jansen R. Murray School for Highly Gifted Children in Allentown, PA.
5. Special Advisor to the Committee for Quality Assurance: Barcode Division at the CERN SuperCollider in Geneva, Switzerland.